A Very Mossy Christmas
Dear Readers and Honorary “Creekites,”
We hope you enjoy this complimentary yuletide story,
A Very Mossy Christmas.
It’s a snowy holiday in Mossy Creek, the town that
“Ain’t goin’ nowhere, and don’t want to,” and Patty
Campbell is obsessed with giving her recently
adopted son, Clay, the perfect Christmas. There’s
only one problem—Patty’s supremely annoying,
endlessly meddlesome Aunt Fanny is snowbound at the
Campbell home. Santa better bring Patty an extra
dose of patience.
Be sure to visit the web pages included in the
story’s footnotes, which will lead you to recipes
for the delicious food on Patty’s holiday menu, and
will also take you to an excerpt from the next book
in the Mossy Creek Hometown Series,
A Day In Mossy Creek,
available in February 2006.
While you’re visiting, check out the “Mossy
Creek Almanac” section. You’ll find town gossip,
more recipes, and all sorts of fun.
Happy Holidays from the “jingle belles” of
BelleBooks!
All
Theodore from
The Chipmunks
wanted for Christmas was his two front teeth. All I
wanted was perfection worthy of a
Norman Rockwell
painting.
I’d built up a few too many dreams over the years, I
realized, as I waited for my snail-like dial-up to
load the
UPS
main page. One dream was that I would have lots of
kids in coordinated pajamas ripping paper and bows
Christmas morning, while my lawyer husband, Mac
Campbell, captured all the excitement digitally.
As fate would have it, Mac and I weren’t able to
have children. We did, however, take in
nine-year-old Clay Atwood as our foster son when his
father abandoned him several months ago. Thanks to
Mac’s dad, a judge, the adoption went through
quickly, and Clay officially became ours right after
Thanksgiving. After years of waiting, I finally had
a child to spend Christmas with.
More than I had ever wanted perfection for me, I
wanted it for Clay. And perfection was tied to the
big gift that hadn’t yet arrived.
At long last, the homepage finished loading. I typed
in my shipping number for tracking, prepared to wait
again, and prayed no one called, which would bump me
off-line. It was three days before Christmas, and I
had to find out where the
PlayStation 2
with digital surround sound, DVD playback, and
cordless controller, was. I feared it had been
shipped to some other frantic mom.
“Yes!” I said, pumping my arm when the information
appeared on screen. The system and games, which had
been put on backorder since the second week in
December, had been sent and would arrive Christmas
Eve.
The weather report on WMOS radio was predicting a
dusting of snow that day, but a
little
snow didn’t have me worried. There was nothing more
perfect than a rare white Christmas in Mossy Creek.
I’d stocked up on every wintry beverage I could
think of, from wassail to cocoa. Clay liked the
powdered
Swiss Miss
with mini-marshmallows, so I bought the big,
family-sized box. I also bought the ingredients for
a cookie recipe I got from Jasmine Beleau. She calls
them her ‘New Orleans Crunch Cookies*,’
but, to entertain Clay, I’d renamed them ‘Reindeer
Poop.’ I also bought cookie cutters in tree, angel
and stocking shapes. Clay and I were going to bake
and decorate the cookies together.
*The recipe for
New Orleans Crunch Cookies
may be found at
http://www.bellebooks.com/BubbaRice.html
I had Clay’s perfect Christmas planned out.
1.
Watching the old, 1951 “Christmas Carol,” starring
Alistair Sim.
2.
Sledding and snowball pelting.
3.
Hanging the stockings on the fireplace mantel.
4.
Aunt Fanny arriving on the twenty-third and leaving
promptly on the twenty-fourth.
5. Going to the live nativity at Mt. Gilead
Methodist Church.
6.
Attending an open house at the Sanders’, who really
should be called Mr. and Mrs. Santa.
7.
And, of course, an old-fashioned, homemade turkey
dinner on the big day with Mac’s best friend, police
chief Amos Royden, and Mac’s dad, now deemed Grandpa
Campbell.
The
PlayStation’s
late shipping date should have clued me that this
year, everything might
not
be checked on my list. That and the fact that Clay
had developed a toothache and I had to take him into
the dentist on the twenty-third. A visit to the
dentist’s office meant my Aunt Fanny, who always
stopped by on her way to her daughter’s house in
Knoxville, was going to have to let herself into our
house.
If you knew Aunt Fanny, you’d understand why that
was another bad omen.
By
the time Clay and I left the dentist’s office down
in Bigelow with a nice filling and a supply of
bubblegum-flavored floss, the temperature had
dropped and the light flurries that had been falling
earlier had morphed into big, wet flakes. Not a good
sign. A
dusting
of snow meant none of the mountain roads around
Mossy Creek would close. But heavy, wet snow meant
Aunt Fanny might be spending the holiday with us.
And if ever there was a “Perfect Christmas”
kill-joy, it was Aunt Fanny.
I love my aunt. Really, I do. But I can’t stand how
she’s always measuring and comparing me. Why didn’t
I get my cards in the mail until December
seventeenth?
Why didn’t I make turkey and dressing like her
daughter, Deanne?
It was only two in the afternoon, but the sky was
turning a deeper gray. Most everyone had their
lights on, so Clay asked me to drive around looking
at the displays. “Of course,” I said, as any good
mom would. Any good mom who preferred oohing and
ahhing with her son to hurrying home to her Aunt
Fanny.
On the way back to the house, we passed by Ernest
King’s, and I noticed his nephew, Russell, had left
the icicle lights attached to the house but hadn’t
plugged them in. Ernest left those lights dangling
year ‘round, much to the consternation of people
like me, but he’d died a few weeks ago, and seeing
them hang unlit during the one time of the year,
when it made sense to turn them on, saddened me. I
wondered if Russell would sell the lights with the
house or if he’d let them go for a bargain price at
the estate sale he’d scheduled for January.
“Wow, look at all the snow,” Clay said, as I pulled
my SUV into the driveway right behind Aunt Fanny’s
Crown Victoria, which had an inch-deep blanket of
snow covering its metallic gray paint. I promised
myself I wouldn’t let her get under my skin this
visit. And I wouldn’t. I hoped.
The snow covering the grass and sidewalk crunched
under our feet as I followed Clay, who was running
at full speed, only to receive a static-electricity
shock when he touched the doorknob.
He grinned at me. “I beat you.”
“Yes, you did. I must be getting slow in my old
age.” I walked into a house that smelled faintly of
evergreen and dog. The kitchen television was
blaring. Aunt Fanny had turned it to WMOS-TV, our
local-cable access channel. I heard Bubba Rice’s
low-country drawl saying his ‘Auntie’s Beef Stew,’
done right, was the perfect accompaniment to a cold,
winter day. Suddenly the volume went up. I heard a
commercial for Bubba’s restaurant, then one for his
Cooking with Bubba Rice
cookbook.
“Where are the dogs?” Clay asked. We hadn’t been
greeted with the usual barking, licking, and tail
wagging that the owners of three large dogs are
accustomed to. Aunt Fanny must have put the dogs
outside. They were probably freezing.
A doggie whine and scratching drew Clay to the
kitchen. I followed. He let the dogs in right at the
same time I realized what Aunt Fanny had been up to
besides sending Dog, Maddie, and Butler to the
frigid wastelands of the backyard.
Steam and the smell of hot starch rose like a cloud
around Aunt Fanny, who stood behind the ironing
board as she pressed…my
sofa slipcovers!
“What are you doing?” I asked, even though I could
plainly see what she was doing was ruining my decor.
I
adjusted the television volume to a reasonable level
so I could hear her explanation.
* The recipe for
Auntie’s Beef Stew
may be found at
http://www.bellebooks.com/BubbaRice.html
“Well, I’m ironing, sweetheart. Wrinkles are what
you get for buying cotton and linen. What you need
is a good polyester or
Herculon
fabric for your couch. Then you won’t need to iron
these slipcovers.”
“Aunt Fanny, my style is ‘shabby chic.’ The
slipcovers aren’t supposed to be ironed.”
“I don’t care what you call it. It’s still
‘wrinkles’ to me.”
Clay returned without the dogs who, from the sound
of toenails scrabbling on the kitchen floor, were
too busy slurping their water and crunching kibble
to greet me. “Hey, Aunt Fanny. Merry Christmas!” he
said.
“And a Merry Christmas to you,” she replied. “Come
give me some sugar. My, my, you
have
grown in a month. You’re near about as tall as me.”
She hugged Clay, then lifted the hair from his
forehead to plant her kiss on what she called ‘the
sweet spot.’ He made a show of not wanting the
affection, but I knew that he liked her. And she
was
likeable when she wasn’t being irritating.
“Patty, sweetheart, I have a special surprise for
you. Come, follow me.”
Leaving the iron on, she headed down the hall toward
my lovely, white-on-white, old-fashioned bathroom.
Two years ago, I’d found its claw foot tub at an
estate sale in the next county; it was one of my
treasures I called ‘visionary pieces.’
Clay trotted after Aunt Fanny, and I lagged behind,
dreading what I might find. I came to a halt behind
him, not looking yet, just praying that whatever
she’d done would be something I could pretend to
like.
Aunt Fanny flipped the hand-painted china light
switch. “Merry Christmas!”
My normal, plain, white, everyday toilet seat had
been replaced with a bright-orange,
psychedelic-flower, cushioned seat. I put a hand to
my throat. “How…why?”
“Oh, now, don’t get all teary-eyed on me. The last
time I was here and I mentioned that your toilet
seat wasn’t cushioned, you said you couldn’t find
one that was. Well, it became my mission to get one
for you. After all, I never disappoint my favorite
niece.”
Clay glanced from the hideous toilet seat back to
Aunt Fanny, then to me. Like maybe he didn’t know me
so well after all.
I’d have to explain later that I hadn’t wanted to
hurt Aunt Fanny’s feelings. And sometimes not
wanting to hurt peoples’ feelings leads to other
problems, like psychedelic orange toilet seats. I
shrugged, and he smiled.
“That nice Mr. O’Neal at the Fix-It shop came over
here and installed—” Aunt Fanny started to explain.
“You mean McNeil,” I corrected.
“Yes, Dean McNeil.”
“Dan.”
“You know, I don’t think I’ve ever met such a happy
handy man. He grinned the whole time he was working
on your commode seat.”
I
bet
he did. Dan had probably spread the word all over
town by now. Amos and Mac’s dad were going to have a
ball teasing me about the toilet seat when they came
over. Unless I could get Mac to change it back. The
Home Depot
down in Bigelow would be open tomorrow.
“Aunt Fanny, you didn’t happen to notice if
Dan
saved the old seat?”
Aunt Fanny’s gray eyebrows met in a frown. “He
certainly tried to. But I threw it in the trash.
It’d just breed bacteria in storage. Luckily, I got
it in your can right before the garbage men came
down the street.”
I chewed my tongue. Aunt Fanny, pleased that she had
managed to save me from myself yet again, headed
back to the ironing board. I followed her,
determined to change the TV to
The Weather Channel.
I needed just a glimmer of hope that all this snow
would be ending soon. Of course I felt guilty for
wishing the snow to end. Everyone else, my son
included, seemed ecstatic about it.
“I hope you don’t mind about the toilet seat,” Aunt
Fanny said, working the hot pointed tip of the iron
into the corner of a box pleat. “I gave those nice
garbage men of yours a couple of Mac’s beers from
the fridge and told them ‘Merry Christmas.’ I looked
around for gift bags to put the beer in, but you
don’t have any. You know, Deanne keeps gift bags of
frosted sugar cookies and gift cards to restaurants
and bookstores on her table near the front door.
She’s always prepared for an unexpected gift-giving
moment.”
“Thanks. I’ll keep that in mind.” I made a mental
note that a certain handy man wouldn’t be getting
any cookies or gift cards from me, again. Ever.
I located the TV remote, not in the handy basket I
put all the remotes in, but underneath the
living-room coffee table, or, as Mac likes to call
it, “the shin buster.” I checked all three major
Atlanta channels. The
Storm Alert scrawling across the bottoms of their afternoon
programs predicted the whitest Christmas north
Georgia had seen in recorded history. I returned to WMOS, local cable channel 22, just in time for Bert
Lymon’s special weather bulletin. Our local
broadcaster broke into Bubba’s cooking show to
announce the same darned thing.
When he cut back to the show, Bubba was saying that
tonight was the perfect time to start a pot of his
special beef stew, so it would be ready for tomorrow
afternoon.
I wondered if a shot or two of bourbon would add a
little extra kick to Bubba’s recipe.
The front door opened, setting the dogs into barking
and toenail-scrabbling action. They all vied for a
pat on the head as Mac shook the snow off of his
wool coat.
I checked my wristwatch. Four in the afternoon. “Why
are you home early?”
“Our ‘light dusting’ has turned into a major snow
jam. Amos called and told me I’d best head home from
the courthouse before the roads close.” He spotted
Aunt Fanny, who hurried out of the kitchen with her
arms wide. “Hey!” He leaned over to hug her, his
big, burly frame dwarfing her. “Glad you made it
here before the weather got too bad. How about if I
build a fire once I change out of my office
clothes?”
“I’ll get the wood!” Clay shouted and ran toward the
back porch.
“Put your shoes on,” I called, knowing he wouldn’t
listen and would come back inside with soggy, cold
socks and feet.
As I headed down the hall to Clay’s room to get dry
socks from his dresser, I heard Mac’s “whoa” from
the vicinity of the bathroom. “Hey, Patty, since
when does bright orange go with shabby
chick?”
I didn’t respond to his teasing. I was too upset. If
I believed these dire weather predictions, it meant
something far worse than Aunt Fanny staying longer
than anticipated. Clay’s big present wouldn’t arrive
in time. I returned to the empty family room.
“Patty, sweetheart?” Aunt Fanny called from the
kitchen, providing me with a moment of pure panic
until I remembered that I hadn’t put anything in the
oven yet.
You see, Aunt Fanny lives under the misconception
that there is something wrong with the thermostat in
my oven. In order to compensate, she constantly
turns up the dial when I have something roasting,
which results in the food being either dried out or
burnt. She views such disasters as proof that there
truly is something wrong with my oven.
“Patty, where did you get that
McCoy
pottery in your cupboard? Was it Grandmother’s? You
know, I always hoped I’d get her pottery collection,
seeing as how I’m the one who collects
McCoy,
and your mother didn’t really want it.”
“I’m sure Grandmother gave you something else
equally special.”
“Nothing as nice as this.”
My choices were to ignore the jibes or divert Aunt
Fanny.
She found her own diversion as she came back into
the family room with the ironed slipcovers and was
nearly run over by Clay carrying an armful of wood
and racing alongside the dogs.
“Your cousin Deanne got herself a
Dustbuster
for dog hair. It helps her keep her house
immaculate,” Aunt Fanny said.
I flipped to the weather channel. Surely the
forecast had changed.
Snow. Snow. And more snow.
I sank down on the sofa next to Aunt Fanny, who was
now rifling through the basket of cards I had
displayed on the coffee table. She picked up the
folded newsletter from her daughter. “Deanne writes
her newsletter while watching the
Macy’s
Thanksgiving Day parade, once she’s got the turkey
and fixin’s in the oven. I think that’s what they
call ‘multi-tasking.’”
Bragging and exaggerating is what I call it,
I thought.
I groaned and headed toward the kitchen, where I
could feed my misery with a little sugar-cookie
dough.
It
was Christmas Eve. Clay loved playing Santa for the
dogs. When he told me he was bored indoors, I
suggested he fill the dogs’ Christmas stockings with
the squeaky toys we’d bought.
“I’m bored again,” Clay shouted from the family room
where Aunt Fanny was crocheting and watching Bubba
Rice make figgy pudding, rather than adjusting the
oven I was guarding in the kitchen. I was trying to
finish baking the pigs-in-blankets I’d promised the
Sanders I’d bring to their open house. We were due
to leave in less than an hour.
“How about watching
A Christmas Carol?”
I called. “We could start watching it now, then
finish when we get back from the party.”
“He doesn’t want to watch that old movie,” Aunt
Fanny said. “Don’t you have the musical? With that
Kirkley Graham fella.”
“You mean Kelsey Grammar?” I asked.
“Deanne just bought that version. It’s much more
entertaining.”
Mac rescued the conversation. “Who wants to run off
some energy outside with the dogs?”
“Me!” Clay said.
Maddie heard the word “outside,” found her leash,
and brought it to Mac before Clay scrambled up from
his
Legos
and ran to find his mittens and snowboots.
“You’ll catch your death-of-cold!” Aunt Fanny
yelled. “It’s too cold for that boy to go playing
outside, Patty. You need to put your foot down.”
“Fresh air is good for him, and he won’t stay out
long. Will you, Clay?”
“No, ma’am. I’ll come in as soon as Mac says to.”
Dog waited patiently for Clay to get bundled up, as
did Maddie. Butler, on the other hand, decided it
was time to run in circles again.
“It’s okay, Aunt Fanny,” Clay said as I wound an
extra long scarf around his neck, covering his nose
and muffling his voice. “We won’t stay out long
enough to get hyperthermia.”
Watching Mac and Clay making snowballs and throwing
them at each other, while the dogs ran through the
drifts, made me smile. I could put another couple of
checks on that perfect Christmas list.
Sooner than I expected, my boys came in all
red-cheeked with shining blue eyes. The dogs ran to
spots near the fire, and Clay and Mac threw their
wet gloves and scarves on the floor. I didn’t mind.
A few strands of Clay’s brown hair remained standing
on the top of his head after he pulled off his
stocking cap. He snuffled his nose.
“See, he’s already sick,” Aunt Fanny said.
“He’s fine.”
“I’m just saying he doesn’t need to be outside on
the coldest day of the year.” Aunt Fanny dug in her
sweater pocket and handed Clay a pack of tissues.
“Here. Use these, sweetheart.”
“Do I have to?” Clay asked as Aunt Fanny marched
back to her spot on the sofa.
“Yes,” I conceded. I knew Aunt Fanny would much
rather be with her daughter than stuck at my house
on Christmas Eve. I could at least support her
efforts when it came to nose-blowing.
“You know Deanne has a mudroom at her house,” Aunt
Fanny called. “Each child has a cubby hole, pegs, a
place for his back pack and shoes or boots. Even
hooks to hang wet scarves.”
I glanced at the wet pile on the floor and smiled.
“I’ll keep that in mind.”
“How about some hot chocolate?” Mac said.
I grabbed one of my special Santa mugs and turned on
the tap to pour a cup of water.
“What are you doing?” Aunt Fanny asked. She was now
standing in the middle of the kitchen with her hands
on her hips. I placed the mug on the tray in the
microwave, pressed the beverage button, and grabbed
a packet of
Swiss Miss
from the pantry. “Last time I checked, I was making
Clay some hot chocolate.”
“Since when don’t you make homemade? It’s not that
difficult.”
“But I like this kind,” Clay said, hair still
standing up on the top of his head as he pulled a
chair out and sat at the kitchen table. “Daddy used
to make it for me.”
My eyes welled up. Even though his biological dad
had neglected him and was big on hitting and
yelling, I’d suspected Clay might miss him. The
cocoa was confirmation.
“Well, you don’t know what you’re missing, young
man.” Aunt Fanny said. “Patty, next time you make it
homemade, you might want to try adding a little
cinnamon and nutmeg to yours. Then Clay would like
it better. That’s what Deanne does. And you’d better
crank that oven of yours up or those hors d’ouevres
will never be ready in time.”
The doorbell rang, and I was never so happy to see
Amos in my life.
Dog woofed a low hello as Aunt Fanny gave the
temperature dial on the oven a good twist.
“What brings you here?” I asked, then turned the
oven temp back down.
“There’s no crime to fight. Everyone’s being good.”
“Since you’re here, I was wondering if you’d do me a
favor.”
“Depends. Are you willing to tell me what Ida’s
planning for next month?”
“What makes you think I know?”
He pointed to my wall calendar. “That fat red circle
on the second Saturday in January just happens to be
the same day as the meeting the governor’s scheduled
with Reverend James.”
I knew Ida had a plan in the works to save Mossy
Creek’s historic ‘Sitting Tree*’
from the governor and his cousin, the reverend, who
had bought the tree and its surrounding property for
a amusement park. But I didn’t know the details, and
I sure wasn’t sharing what I did know with Amos. Ida
would never forgive me. “That circle’s for the King
estate sale and the Mt. Gilead fundraiser. Sorry to
disappoint.”
“Hmmm. Okay.”
“Come on, Amos. Have some cocoa. Stop obsessing
about Ida.”
*The story of Mossy Creek’s historic
Sitting Tree
may be found at
http://www.bellebooks.com/ADayinMossyCreek.asp#Excerpt
The timer buzzed, and I took the perfectly browned
pigs-in-blankets out of the oven.
Amos nabbed a few before I could smack his hand.
“I’ve gotta get going,” he said, blowing on the hot
food. “See you tomorrow around noon.”
After he left, Aunt Fanny turned to me. “Aren’t you
going to change your clothes?”
I looked down at my nice jeans and navy,
snowflake-patterned sweater. “Let me guess, Deanne
only wears red on Christmas Eve and knits her own
fabulous sweaters.”
“She embellishes them beads, too, so they twinkle
when the lights hit them.”
“Thanks, I’ll keep that in mind,” I mumbled.
I grabbed my covered Pyrex full of warm
pigs-in-blankets, slipped into my coat, forgoing
gloves since we were only crossing the street, and
was about to usher along Aunt Fanny, when she
stopped me a second time. “Aren’t you going to put
on some lipstick, sweetheart?”
“I have on lipstick.”
“I mean some lipstick with some color to it.”
“I believe I’ll stick with the colorless lipstick,
Aunt Fanny. Let’s go. Clay and Mac are already
halfway across the road.”
I did feel a moment of peace and joy as we
approached the Sanders’ house. Their lights were
perfect. Little plastic lit snowmen lined their
shoveled walkway in symmetry. And the snow was
gorgeous. Numerous footprints on the front walk
promised a big party with our friends and neighbors,
inside.
“Patty,” Aunt Fanny said. “I think you should know.
About half of the twinkle lights on your Christmas
tree are out.”
I looked back at the tree in my picture window. She
was right.
“Deanne buys the kind of lights that the whole
strand doesn’t fail if just one bulb is out. I can
call her for you and find out where she bought
them.”
“Thanks,” I said.
Clay went up on the Sanders’ porch with Aunt Fanny.
Mac stayed behind, with me. “Are you okay?” he
asked.
“Aunt Fanny’s driving me loco. Who gives someone a
toilet seat for Christmas? And all this snow, and
Clay’s
PlayStation
didn’t arrive. I wanted everything to be perfect for
Clay.”
“I’ll fix the lights on the tree,” Mac said.
“It’s not the tree. It’s the gift.”
“He’ll be happy with whatever.”
“No, he won’t. He’ll pretend to be happy because
he’s a good kid.”
“Stop being so critical of yourself. That’s Aunt
Fanny’s job.”
I almost smiled.
“And look at Clay. He’s happy.”
He and Aunt Fanny were already inside the house. I
looked through the Sanders’ storm door. A smile on
his freckled face, Clay was engrossed in some
handheld electronic game with his pal, John Wesley McCready. If only I’d ordered the
PlayStation
sooner. Deanne never would have waited.
She probably had all her gifts bought and wrapped by
Halloween.
Christmas
morning went well, considering. I outmaneuvered Aunt
Fanny and slipped the cinnamon rolls and the turkey
into my double oven without her changing the
temperature on either. The snow had stopped. The
dogs loved their stockings. So far, Clay liked the
gifts we’d given him. My plan had been to present
the
PlayStation
last, as a grand finale.
He made a face as he ripped open a box from Aunt
Fanny to reveal
Sponge Bob
underwear. Mac handed him another box.
Clay shook the rectangular box wrapped in penguin
paper. The pieces jumbled around inside. He sat on
the floor and tore the paper to reveal
Clue.
“It’s a board game,” I said. “It was mine when I was
a little girl, and I thought you might like to have
it.”
Clay nodded, but said nothing. He stared at the
pictures on the scuffed, cardboard top, then opened
it and touched the dice and the tiny metal rope,
candlestick, and worn cards.
He returned to the tree and went through the motions
of being excited about the other game I’d dug out of
the attic.
Monopoly.
At least that garnered a “Look at all the money!”
Recalling the let-down I’d felt as a child when I
hadn’t gotten my
Dancerina,
I hid my empathy pains in a false cheerfulness.
“Wasn’t that fun? But I think there’s something else
you forgot, Clay.”
He looked at me, at the empty space under the tree,
then back to me.
I pointed to the mantel.
His mouth broke into a wide grin as he bounded over
to his bulging stocking. I nursed what little hope I
had that he’d like those trinkets more than the
board games. Suddenly, I sniffed the air. My
cinnamon rolls were burning. Aunt Fanny, bless her
heart, had turned up the oven when I wasn’t looking.
“See, I told you that thing doesn’t work right,” she
said.
I ran into the kitchen, jammed on my oven mitts, and
pulled out the smoking rolls. After tossing them in
the sink and spraying them with water so the smoke
alarm wouldn’t go off, I readjusted the temperature
for the turkey. Then I slunk over to the kitchen
table and sat beside Mac, placing my head in my
hands. “I surrender.”
“It’s okay, sweetheart.”
“No it isn’t.” I was trying desperately to hold on
to what was left of my dignity. Deanne wouldn’t cry
over burnt rolls and orange toilet seats and little
boys’ presents not arriving in time.
Clay rushed in to the kitchen holding his quilted,
red-gingham stocking. “Look at all this cool old
stuff!”
Clay showed Mac the
Silly Putty
and
Slinky.
He looped his finger into the string of the yoyo and
smiled as the round plastic spun down, then back up
to his palm. He grinned at the plastic water pistol.
He set it on the table and reached inside the
stocking again, his mouth and eyebrows puckering as
he grasped something he couldn’t identify by feel
alone.
He pulled the object out and opened his fist. “Hey.
A pocket knife! Cool.”
Dog woofed his concern, and I concurred. “Dog’s
right, Mac. He’ll cut his finger off.”
“No, he won’t,” Mac said. “Every boy needs a pocket
knife.”
Clay dumped the rest of his stocking out onto the
table and squealed with delight over a bag of red
and green gummy worms, then cast sad, puppy-dog eyes
at me.
“Go ahead,” I said. He ripped open the gummies. I
sighed. “I’m sorry this wasn’t a very good
Christmas. And now, rather than the traditional
Campbell family cinnamon rolls, you’re eating gummy
worms for breakfast. I wanted this Christmas, your
first one with me and Mac, to be perfect.” Trying
not to cry, I took Clay’s warm, sticky hand in mine.
He put his other warm, sticky hand against my cheek
and met my gaze. “This was my best Christmas ever.
It snowed! A lot! Last night I beat John Wesley at
Spiderman,
and this morning I got all sorts of fun stuff. And—”
he swallowed hard, trying to be manly as he looked
from me to Mac. “This year I got the best present
anybody ever gave me.
A real family.
It’s okay, Mom.”
I nearly boo-hooed out loud. This was my present. My
first “Mom.”
Clay didn’t let Mac off easy, either. “Dad,” he said
to him.
Mac got teary and grabbed Clay in a hug. Then I
hugged Clay. Then the three of us did a group hug.
The dogs got in on it, and we hugged them, too. We
all pretended we weren’t crying.
“Time for a water fight,” Mac yelled.
Clay grabbed the plastic water gun from the pile,
ran to the sink to fill it up, and promptly began
squirting Mac. Mac grabbed the toy and squirted him
back. Then they both began chasing the dogs,
squirting them. Dog, Maddie and Butler ran between
my legs and I careened into Mac and Clay. All of us,
dogs included, ended up in a pile on the kitchen. We
laughed, and the dogs barked.
“Deanne doesn’t let her boys play with water guns in
the house,” Aunt Fanny called from the family room.
I grabbed the water pistol. “Get out of the way,
boys. She’s all mine.”
Laughing, Mac took the gun from me.
Clay threw one arm around my neck. “Hey, can we play
Clue
now, Mom? I want to be Colonel Mustard.”
“We sure can,” I said.
“I bet I’m the only kid in Mossy Creek who got an
antique
board game.”
And you’d be right,
I thought. Tomorrow, no doubt, the
PlayStation
would arrive. But for today, we’d have fun the
old-fashioned way.
“Deanne’s children have all the latest video games,”
Aunt Fanny called.
“Gimme that water gun,” I growled to Mac. But he
just kissed me, then whispered in my ear, “What
would you think about me buying Aunt Fanny a round
trip plane ticket for next Christmas?”
I smiled. “Now,
that
will be the perfect Christmas.”
Copyright © 2005, BelleBooks. All rights reserved.
A Very Mossy Christmas
was written by Maureen Hardegree.
The Mossy Creek series, published by BelleBooks,
includes Mossy Creek,
Reunion at Mossy Creek,
Summer in Mossy Creek,
Blessings of Mossy Creek, and
A Day in Mossy Creek
(February 2006).
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